Unless you've played it, you have no idea how hard this was to earn. #SMG2

When I started, I had 99 lives. When I finally beat the level, I had 18.

You guys... seriously. This is what a large fry looks like from Mike and Miguel's.

That's like 4-5 large potatoes! That's INSANE!

Need a new bike? Like Mike's Hard Lemonade? Looking for something to do tonight?

Then you should be at Shell's I Love Boobs Karaoke and Raffle tonight, because this bike is one of the prizes!

Waiting in line for my $1 Jimmy Johns sub.

The last time I waited in a line like this for food was at Disney.

Nick's Pizza and Beef is amazingly good and cheap!

Check out the slice of pizza you get, with a soda, for $3.85!

Today's Weather: 70% Chance of Silent Hill.